deep within this frame of mind

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via hamburgersaga)

to believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy, not to mention from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe

(Source: tethrasing, via hamburgersaga)

baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

(Source: yellowcrayonwillow-archive, via hamburgersaga)

zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

(via hamburgersaga)

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

icavein:

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

The best film in existence

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

(Source: dirtyacid, via caffeinatedqueer)

1.09 // 2.10

(Source: alexanderobbins, via briannafraser-mackenzie)

iwakeupblack:

thedivinemorningstar:

JUSTICE FOR MIKE BROWN NEW ORLEANS!!!!

That’s sign says it all did you get chills? I did.

(via justice4mikebrown)

tamorapierce:

markdoesstuff:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Today in Solidarity: Protesters gather in Oakland against the Urban Shield conference and police militarization

Ever wonder where cities get all their fancy ideas on how to militarize their police force? It’s not just from the Pentagon— it’s conferences like Urban Shield, that highlight the latest in tactical equipment and practices for suppressing the very people you’re sworn to serve. #staywoke #whodoyouprotect #whodoyouserve 

This is what the Oakland protest was for yesterday.

We don’t need companies like this.  We don’t need our cops trained in military tactics.  Police tactics are supposed to be about communities, not war.  The motto is “to protect and serve,” not “shoot on sight.”

(via justice4mikebrown)

upallnightogetloki:

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

Whenever I see this, I’m always prepared to be scared and then I remember it’s like a damn dog begging you to throw the ball and I can’t.

upallnightogetloki:

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

Whenever I see this, I’m always prepared to be scared and then I remember it’s like a damn dog begging you to throw the ball and I can’t.

(Source: rabbitboy, via naturalshocks)

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

(via randyrandii)

lvysaur:

sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it

(Source: nxte, via bigbardafree)