I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend
Well I’m a woman so probably not
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up